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🍜 Crispy Ramen Cake with Spicy Miso Butter
Estimated Cook Time: 20 minutes Serves: 1–2 people, or one food stylist emotionally processing This is what happens when: You found an...
Barrett Washburne
Apr 92 min read
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🍞 Hot Honey Jalapeño Ricotta Toast with Crushed Chips
Estimated Cook Time: 10–12 minutes Serves: 1 chaotic food gremlin or 2 brunching badasses This is what happens when: You woke up...
Barrett Washburne
Apr 92 min read
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🍗 Gochujang Honey Wings with Furikake Fries
Estimated Cook Time: 45 minutes (worth it) Serves: 2 if you're civilized, or 1 if it's been a week This is what happens when: You...
Barrett Washburne
Apr 92 min read
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🍳 Crispy Prosciutto Breakfast Smash Toast
Estimated Cook Time: 15 minutes Serves: 1 elevated trash gremlin This is what happens when: You woke up craving a bacon egg & cheese...
Barrett Washburne
Apr 91 min read
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🍝 Grown-Up Trashio e Pepe
Estimated Cook Time: 20 minutes Serves: 2 if plated, 1 if eaten out of the pot while watching reality TV This is what happens when: You...
Barrett Washburne
Apr 91 min read
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🔥 Scrappy Nacho Bake
Estimated Cook Time: 20 minutes Serves: 2 if you're generous, 1 if you're honest This is what happens when: You’ve got a bag of...
Barrett Washburne
Apr 82 min read
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🍞 Sad Girl Garlic Bread Pizza
Estimated Cook Time: 15 minutes Serves: 1 tragic queen or 2 semi-functional adults This is what happens when: You wanted garlic bread...
Barrett Washburne
Apr 82 min read
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